Oh, I know: to un-drown a dirt bike, first you have to drown it!
Darn! I guess I should have known that I was in trouble when the water started going over my front fender.
Ooops...aaa...by the way, having the "right" attitude helps.
And...aaa....yes, this was all planned. I was just demonstrating what not to do! Yeah, that's right.
End of "Step Two - Ooops, I'm Sunk"